Get in losers we’re buying an abandoned zoo in Bandon and converting it into a golf air bnb!…

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Get in losers we’re buying an abandoned zoo in Bandon and converting it into a golf air bnb! Look, if one of yall actually does this I get some advisory shares or something... This is not the worst unserious idea I’ve had.

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Wanna buy an Airbnb near Bad, which is why I was browsing properties when I saw this, a 12 acre abandoned safari park. This place is only twenty minutes south of one of the world's golf meccas and comes with an unfinished 5,000 square foot mansion. That's boy math. We're raising 3 mil to grab the property at 1.8 and spend another 1.2 getting it right. These are beautiful bones. We'll spend $7.50 actually finishing the place. Tier we're gonna spend $1.50 converting all of the animal train to, like, a chipping, putting short game thing. Might do an island green in the alligator habitat. Spend another 100 turning one of these into, like, a sim lounge party area. Don't you forget the gazebo that's already there and ready for wedding season or the gift shop with inventory included revenue revenue just sitting there. Now worse% of the debt service on the 3,000,000 is, like, like, 21,000 a month. If we can put this place up at 2,000 night with 50% occupancy, that's 30 k a month, boys. We are in the black already. This ramp could have only existed so that tier could walk up on top of the house. Anyway, best part about this, if this doesn't work, we just reopened the game park. That place was in business since 1960. What do you think? You guys in?